{"id":205,"date":"2008-08-07T20:23:10","date_gmt":"2008-08-08T01:23:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/?p=205"},"modified":"2012-02-07T18:31:16","modified_gmt":"2012-02-07T23:31:16","slug":"shocking-song-lyrics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/?p=205","title":{"rendered":"Shocking Song Lyrics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had quite a surprise today. \u00a0Let me set the scene for you.  Wilson and I were talking in the kitchen and working on lunch while the iPod was &#8220;shuffling&#8221; in the background. \u00a0Imagine my surprise&#8230;.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<\/ul>\n<p>STING:  &#8220;A hundred million bottles [pause] washed up on the shore.&#8221; &#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<\/ul>\n<p>WILSON: &#8220;That&#8217;s a lot of bottoms.&#8221;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<\/ul>\n<p>MOM:  &#8220;What did you say?&#8221;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<\/ul>\n<p>STING: &#8220;Message in a bottle&#8230;..&#8221;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<\/ul>\n<p>WILSON:  &#8220;That&#8217;s gross.&#8221;  [said as he stands with his ear to the iPod radio]<\/p>\n<ul>\n<\/ul>\n<p>MOM:  &#8220;What?&#8221;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<\/ul>\n<p>STING:  &#8220;Message in a bottle&#8230;..&#8221;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<\/ul>\n<p>WILSON:  &#8220;Oh, he&#8217;s saying bottle.  I was wondering why he was singing about messages and bottoms.&#8221;  [said completely seriously as he exits stage left]<\/p>\n<ul>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/chloepoppins.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/dsc_01571.jpg'><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/chloepoppins.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/dsc_01571.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Shock...\" height=\"652\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-207\" srcset=\"http:\/\/chloepoppins.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/dsc_01571.jpg 1000w, http:\/\/chloepoppins.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/dsc_01571-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had quite a surprise today. \u00a0Let me set the scene for you. Wilson and I were talking in the kitchen and working on lunch while the iPod was &#8220;shuffling&#8221; in the background. \u00a0Imagine my surprise&#8230;. STING: &#8220;A hundred million &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/?p=205\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-fun","category-life-on-the-farm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=205"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1165,"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205\/revisions\/1165"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}