{"id":212,"date":"2008-08-28T06:34:01","date_gmt":"2008-08-28T11:34:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/?p=212"},"modified":"2012-02-07T18:31:15","modified_gmt":"2012-02-07T23:31:15","slug":"he-has-a-sense-of-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/?p=212","title":{"rendered":"He has a sense of humor."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WILSON:  &#8220;You know, McKenna said she went to Hawaii for vacation.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>MOM:  &#8220;That&#8217;s a long way for a five year old to go for vacation.  That was a real treat.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>WILSON:  &#8220;So, how far is it to Hawaii anyway.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>MOM:  &#8220;Gosh, it&#8217;s a least a day and a half by air from here.  First you have to fly to Los Angeles in California; then you have to fly half way across the Pacific Ocean to a small group of islands&#8230; and hope the pilot doesn&#8217;t miss  (sploosh).<\/p>\n<p>MARK:  (Muttered from the other room quietly&#8230;&#8221;Way to go &#8230; scare him to death.&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>WILSON:  &#8220;That would not be good.&#8221;  (pauses&#8230; gives a thoughtful look, followed by a sly grin)  &#8220;Get out your snorkeling gear.&#8221;  (insert evil chuckle here) &#8220;ha ha ha &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/chloepoppins.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/dsc_01122.jpg'><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/chloepoppins.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/dsc_01122.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Happy by the pool\" width=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-215\" srcset=\"http:\/\/chloepoppins.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/dsc_01122.jpg 1000w, http:\/\/chloepoppins.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/dsc_01122-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WILSON: &#8220;You know, McKenna said she went to Hawaii for vacation.&#8221; MOM: &#8220;That&#8217;s a long way for a five year old to go for vacation. That was a real treat.&#8221; WILSON: &#8220;So, how far is it to Hawaii anyway.&#8221; MOM: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/?p=212\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-fun","category-life-on-the-farm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=212"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1162,"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212\/revisions\/1162"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}