{"id":947,"date":"2011-05-18T14:31:14","date_gmt":"2011-05-18T19:31:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/?p=947"},"modified":"2012-02-07T18:28:28","modified_gmt":"2012-02-07T23:28:28","slug":"i-didnt-know-they-made-them-that-big","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/?p=947","title":{"rendered":"“I didn’t know they made them that big?”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Me<\/em>: “#1, would you please go pick up the Crocs Grandma got you?”
\n#1<\/em>: “Okay.”
\n#2<\/em>: “I didn’t know they made those THAT big. Huh.”
\nMe<\/em>: “Well, they’re not so much Crocs as they are two small fiberglass water crafts fashioned by Grandpa to look like Crocs.”
\n#2<\/em>: “Really?”
\nMe<\/em>: “Seriously.”
\n#1<\/em>: “Aha … Ha ha … Aha ..ha ha ha. Very funny, Mom.”<\/p>\n

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Me: “#1, would you please go pick up the Crocs Grandma got you?” #1: “Okay.” #2: “I didn’t know they made those THAT big. Huh.” Me: “Well, they’re not so much Crocs as they are two small fiberglass water crafts … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=947"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/947\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1028,"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/947\/revisions\/1028"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chloepoppins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}