I had quite a surprise today.  Let me set the scene for you. Wilson and I were talking in the kitchen and working on lunch while the iPod was “shuffling” in the background.  Imagine my surprise….

STING: “A hundred million bottles [pause] washed up on the shore.” ……

WILSON: “That’s a lot of bottoms.”

MOM: “What did you say?”

STING: “Message in a bottle…..”

WILSON: “That’s gross.” [said as he stands with his ear to the iPod radio]

MOM: “What?”

STING: “Message in a bottle…..”

WILSON: “Oh, he’s saying bottle. I was wondering why he was singing about messages and bottoms.” [said completely seriously as he exits stage left]